Lollyconker
n.
  1. Carefree word meaning nothing in particular.
       Example: "Arrr, there be lollyconkers in them there hills"
  2. The head of the penis.
       Example: "Come lick on my lollyconker"
v. Lollyconked, Lollyconking, Lollyconks
v. tr.
  To hit, especially with your penis.
     Example: "I lollyconked him in the face"

v. intr.
  1. To fall asleep, especially suddenly or heavily while sucking on a lollypop
     Example: "I lollyconked on the couch.
  2. To stop functioning during the act.
     Example: "My lollyconker lollyconked out on me when I was shagging"